Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

Tom Ace - Stanford Law?

 

Or if Kelly isn't hired and it's all a smokescreen, this thread will never be allowed to be talked about again.

 

If he announces Strong or Mullen, he should get destroyed, but I have faith that our intepid sperhero AD, Sly Swingman will land this to our satisfaction.

 

if this is the the case..

I wasn't here...

 

How do we know this has been in the works for a week or less? Schtotty Schottenheimer said it was gonna be kept close to the vest and on the down low. This thing could be weeks in the making, no?

 

If Kelly isn't hired at this point Stricklan will get roasted alive by the Fanbase.

 

Just saw this tweet from Alex Brown.

 

Guys just be patient it is going to happen Chip Kelly will be the new HBC at the University of Florida. He approached UF while we were vetting Frost the whole thing about not knowing if he is interested is BS he wants the job and it's his. The numbers that have been thrown out today are spot on. He has even given names to be vetted for his staff 35 to be exact. Be patient they will announce when Strot Scickland sees fit to do it.

 

peas or carrots?

 

pet rock or lava lamp?

 

GRAccountant is obviously very excited about Chip Kelley.

 

Don’t know for sure but speculation is that the early conversation took place while checking Scott Frost references (Chip Kelly being one of them). Apparently at some point CK expressed interest in the job and an early step was getting the SEC to approve. That got reported on Friday. So I think but don’t know for sure this process that has been moving pretty fast began some time last week. Just my unverified 2 cents.

 

I bet his fingers are cramped like a MO...

 

We already half roasted our sources back on page 25 with "OK, so not Tuesday?" stuff
I'm keeping the faith, TRILLY.
11am GC forum meeting tomorrow in the Boot Barn parking lot. We're gonna fucking hold hands and will this deal!!!
I'm 5 hours south, someone Skype me?

 

What happens if this is all a trick? Chip is trying to tie us up while he negotiates with Tennessee, the clearly superior progra . . . bahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry, I can't even finish that sentence with a straight face. I have no doubt that some Vols fans actually believe that.

 

half a hundred or 50?

 

Oh yes you were. Major player in all this. I’ve been fighting back a chub all day looking at that hot little blonde you like torturing us with.

 

God, if this doesn't happen, it'll be like the choke at doak redux. & I can't eat double whoppers & drink bourbon like I used to, but, for this, I'll try.

 

He’s an accountant...very calculated with his posts