Sandwich throwing felony in DC

Dude wasted a perfectly good sammich and now he’s in jail.

 

It was subway and they released him on his own recognisance, so wrong on both counts

 

I thought you Dems would already be aware of the client list (been out for years now) to Epstein's island? They're all Democrats.

 

You got two dislikes and several jokes and jabs in return. Maybe you are the one that is taking this a little too serious? Many got the reference and gave a little business in return. Its been an entertaining thread

 

So both the alleged perp and the sandwich could be indicted by a grand jury.

 

It's hard to keep up with you guys

 

LOL
JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him | Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Illinois Governor JB Pritzker reportedly joined the fray as a law enforcement officer in the nation's capital in hopes of getting a sandwich thrown at him.

Sources said the governor sprang into action today after hearing that a federal officer was assaulted by a man who threw a Subway sandwich at him during a confrontation, joining the D.C. Police Department and requesting immediate duty.

"Oh man, I've got to get down there right away," Pritzker reportedly said after seeing the viral video of a man assaulting a Customs and Border Protection agent with a subway sandwich. "Baxter, hold all my calls. Tell them I'm on an extended lunch!"

Pritzker bravely volunteered to jump in front of any sandwiches hurled by protesters. "I support President Trump's mission and will eat as many sandwiches as it takes to see it accomplished," he said. "Whatever it takes."