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Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by vaxcardinal, Jun 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM.

  1. vaxcardinal

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  2. G8tas

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    Will this have better service than the Freedom Phone or Patriot Mobile?
     
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  3. ufhomerj31

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    I just pre-order the T1 phone. Can't wait to use to buy more Trump coins while wearing my trump watch and trump shoes while cutting dinner with my trump knife.

    It only cost 47.45 a month, what a steal at that price.

    I need more trump swag!
     
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  4. mdgator05

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    It is the phone for people who have no idea what a phone costs.

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  5. WarDamnGator

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    The new Trump phone....
     
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    Remember when they branded the Gov program to help low income folks get a phone as “Obama phone”

    Now we have an actual Trump phone..

    You just can’t make this shit up..
     
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  7. gator_jo

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    It's a well worn playbook by now. Commit enough crimes and violations of ethics that people just can't keep up.

    (And Trump supporters, of course, don't care about those things in the first place. Watch them all just scroll past this thread. :))
     
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  8. jhenderson251

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    Every accusation is a confession.*


    *If not, it's thrown on the idea board.
     
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  9. MeyerIsBack

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    3 Questions:
    1. Will it be wholly made in the US?
    2. If not, will tariffs in any way benefit this phone.
    3. Does the emoluments clause still apply at all to our current administration?
     
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  10. demosthenes

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    You forgot your Trump bible, heathen.
     
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  11. demosthenes

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    I don’t find this objectionable, just funny. You know this is going to be made in Asia.
     
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  12. ncargat1

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    1. No. None of it can be made in the US as of today, and all of it will NEVER be made in the US.
    2. No. This will likely be a low end POS that only sycophants will purchase.
    3. No. They have already suspended the Constitution.

    My goal over the next 12 months is to find a way to capitalize on Trump mania and bilk all of these same stupid people who will buy China-made Trump-phone out of even more of the money that they do not have.

     
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  14. wgbgator

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    Looks like the main issue conservatives had with the Obama phone is no one was profiting
     
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  15. mdgator05

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    Also, poor people shouldn't have phones. That is solved by charging double for the service. Galaxy brain stuff.
     
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  18. wgbgator

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    Cant let a Canadian like Ryan Reynolds dominate the scammy cell service market ... America First
     
  19. Gatorrick22

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    You should buy this instead. Dreams from his white people hating Muslim father.

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  20. ufhomerj31

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    I got four signed copies, I'll sell you one for $1.06.
     
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