100 Men vs. Gorilla

What if the 100 men are on PCP? Gorilla has no chance if that the case

 

Does pcp help keep your arms and legs attached?

 

No but it keeps you going once they are detached

 

Its only a flesh wound. Youd need pco to be crazy enough to be the first several dudes.

 

My money is that the 20 guys holding down each limb are flung to the walls and then he eats the face off of everyone

 

I don’t think you could physically get 20 guys on him. Completely ignoring the fact that he’s going to ragdoll them four at a time on approach, I simply don’t think there’s enough room to get five guys on each arm/leg. I’m not sure five guys could control one arm or leg either. If there’s no restraints or weapons, and it’s straight hands on hands, I think you’re going to be looking at one bloody gorilla and 100 dead dudes assuming they keep crawling over the dead guys in front of them.

 

In reality, you first brother .

 

No thanks, I’ll watch from the nosebleeds.

 

Excellent!

 

Now this literally made me laugh out loud!
Well done

 

My appreciation for this thread is directly proportional to how much alcohol I’ve consumed at the time.

Tonite I think it’s hilarious