Twitter Thread 2025

When you have more money than brains.

 

Pretty sad but were the hookers hot?

 

I hope he makes a jump this year and becomes dominating. I get it, hes really good but i would love to see another first round lineman on our team.

 

Average of $570k. Would Assistant include OC/DC ?

 

Im looking gorgeous free labor for my business. Room and board wouldnt be so bad.

 

$8 mil for an entire staff? Damn thats half of an elite head coach. Are we supposed to to expect 8 mil can buy a topnotch staff. Id like to see the top 10.

 

Here is an article from 2024 for reference. It's probably in the ball park. Were it accurate, assuming other schools have not increased theirs, our $8 million is around 12th nationally and 6th in the SEC, but still behind fsu. Hard to believe fsu out pays UF. It's likely that we have the money, but Admin has other plans for what could otherwise be spent on football.

Were I our AD, I would have advised our HC of the increased funding with the caveat that if they start to win and look like a buttoned up, seasoned staff that can finish better than middle of the pack, more can be expected. IOW, if you want your staff to be paid really well, win!

Ole Miss, Mississippi State football coach salaries: Where assistants rank

 

And we finish recruiting and winning at about that exact rate. Who'd of thunk it.

 

Here's something from 12/24 that oddly references Austin Armstrong as our DC. He was gone before last season began, right? Anyway.
Where Florida football ranks compared to rest of SEC in assistant coach spending

 

Beer budget and champagne taste?

 

Without a "commission" the House of Reps will make all the rules, so yeah, Saban... we DO NEED A COLLEGE FOOTBALL COMMISSION to fix college football... and YOU ALONE WILL NOT GET TO PLAY god.

 

Cutting or going to another conference similar to ivy league where they actually are amateurs.

 

Just the assistant staff, not the head coach…..aaaand, they’ll gladly spend whatever you give them.

 

I can get some illegals to show up, maybe.

 

Better get to them before ICE.