100 Men vs. Gorilla

Better get some longer arms

 

You’d have to restrain him and I don’t know that you could get enough men on him to do that. Not hands on hands anyway. If the men get to use ropes or other restraints and weapons, it’s another story. Hands on hands, you better hope the big guy has a heart attack or suffers from exhaustion, because I don’t think you could physically get enough men on him to slow him down. He’s gonna toss 200lb men around like rag dolls.

 

Cool, you be in the first wave of men attacking, I will be in the last group of 10..........

 

"He" has one area that would be very vulnerable. Haha

 

The dude that does that gets his head ripped clean off, terminator style.

 

Work is for losers., i just finished mine.

 

Ill be the one running away. Not usually my mo but its a gorilla. The damn thing can lift 2 tons.

 

Ive seen five marines jump on my dad and tgat ended really bad for all of them, a gorilla is a whole different story.

 

The gorilla definitely wouldn’t stand a chance against 100 angry posters in a Gator football game thread either. Not even post-deleting mods would be able to save the gorilla.

 

Weird. I was thinking about this rumble in the jungle scenario, again …on my way to work. Ape wins.

 

Hold my beer, lets do this.

 

Those arms are what we’re looking for in an offense tackle!

 

His eyes could be gouged. He has nuts, right? Fingers and toes are vulnerable. The gorilla would probably kill, but I think he would get worn out before 100.

 

Absolutely. The long arm length, lift capacity of 1800 pounds, bite 1300 psi . If it is an alpha Silverback, strength estimated at 20 X human male. He would slap and crush them together while the remaining men ran away.

 

Meh, if I were the silverback and 100 angry men charged me, I would definitely win the battle. In fact, I did something pretty close to this exact same scenario.


Well, I am certainly NOT a silverback. And since I alone could not take down 100 actual men, the equivalent to size and resolve was a swarm of fire ants after I accidently disturbed their nest as I was digging dirt. But still after it was all over, I showed them who was boss.


Okay, maybe I elaborated the last part a bit. Maybe I screamed and ran into the lake after taking off all my clothes. But I guarantee you that at least 2 of those guys met their doom in the lake. Honest.

 

The fireants very likely inflicted more pain and discomfort on you than 100 men would inflict on a silverback gorilla, lol.

 

Meh, just takes one guy to throw a banana at it with a couple sleeping pills mushed into it.

 

This shouldn't even be a debate if it's hand to hand. The gorilla can rip the leg off the first dude and beat the other 99 to death with it.

 

Jethro did it. Ellie Mae just charmed it.