Welcome home, fellow Gator.

The Gator Nation's oldest and most active insider community
Join today!

100 Men vs. Gorilla

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by insuragator, Apr 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM.

  1. insuragator

    insuragator VIP Member

    18,862
    633
    643
    Apr 3, 2007
    I usually don't listen to these guys but they had an hour long debate if a 100 men could beat one big Silver back gorilla. Some of the funniest radio I've ever listened to. While working I usually have ESPN radio in the background just for noise but that was hilarious.
     
  2. scooterp

    scooterp GC Hall of Fame

    2,388
    1,341
    2,703
    Feb 15, 2012
    Interesting. I was wondering about this very same thing on my way home from work today:rolleyes:

    Wish my job was to discuss this stuff
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  3. Wanne15

    Wanne15 GC Hall of Fame

    19,065
    4,846
    3,088
    Jan 18, 2015
  4. Agator88

    Agator88 GC Hall of Fame

    1,442
    482
    1,898
    Oct 7, 2014
    I have been sucked into this in a group chat with buddies. Let me tell you it's more divisive than it should be.

    Yes a gorilla is larger than the avg man, yes it is much stronger, and yes it is a wild animal. However, it is not a GOT giant and it's not king Kong. If you take avg men 5'10 180 lbs I think you're looking at 30 men being able to take it. If you could hand pick the men, I think 10 NFL Olinemen, Brock Lesnar, Eddie hall, and the mountain would get it done.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  5. believer

    believer GC Hall of Fame

    1,673
    5,814
    2,203
    Jun 2, 2007
    It depends on the men
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  6. exiledgator

    exiledgator Gruntled

    12,175
    2,304
    3,128
    Jan 5, 2010
    Maine
    This. My 14yo son and I talked this through and to me it came down to who and why.

    100 GC posters that stand to win $5/ea? I'll take the silver back.

    100 Spartan soldiers in a do or die situation? Spartans all day.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  7. Heisenberg

    Heisenberg All American

    339
    93
    1,863
    Jan 10, 2014
    North Mississippi
    All I know is that I don’t want to be in that group of 100 men.
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
  8. exiledgator

    exiledgator Gruntled

    12,175
    2,304
    3,128
    Jan 5, 2010
    Maine
    Not with that attitude!
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
  9. Wanne15

    Wanne15 GC Hall of Fame

    19,065
    4,846
    3,088
    Jan 18, 2015
    My buddy saw Colossus the Gorilla get pissed and slap the too of the palm tree of in our zoo here. I think every swing that gorilla takes is killing folks.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  10. Wanne15

    Wanne15 GC Hall of Fame

    19,065
    4,846
    3,088
    Jan 18, 2015
    If they have weapons, sure. What you gonna do to a gorilla, punch him. Im not sure he would feel Foremans punch.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  11. archigator_96

    archigator_96 GC Hall of Fame

    4,265
    3,670
    1,923
    Apr 8, 2020
    This, the gorilla would win for one simple reason, no matter which guys you pick, only about 5 or 6 guys could get close enough at a time to do anything to it. Punching the animal would do nothing so you are looking at some kind of grappling techniques and how many dudes can you put on one arm, 3 or 4? Unless you start gouging his eyes or something but that might just make him madder.




    I have too much time on my hands.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  12. Skink

    Skink GC Hall of Fame

    Kirk vs. the Gorn
     
  13. unclerob

    unclerob Senior

    243
    89
    1,758
    Aug 14, 2015
    If there are stones to throw, I'm going with the hundred.
     
  14. Agator88

    Agator88 GC Hall of Fame

    1,442
    482
    1,898
    Oct 7, 2014
    Most will die, but I'm assuming it isn't just 1 on 1 until all 100 are dead.
     
  15. Agator88

    Agator88 GC Hall of Fame

    1,442
    482
    1,898
    Oct 7, 2014
    Motivation would have to be factored in no doubt. 100 death row prisoners, they win their freedom if they survive? I think the gorilla is in for a long day.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  16. tommyvee

    tommyvee VIP Member

    18,473
    9,609
    3,293
    May 16, 2007
    A gorilla wouldn’t stand a chance against 100 GC posters in Too Hot.
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  17. archigator_96

    archigator_96 GC Hall of Fame

    4,265
    3,670
    1,923
    Apr 8, 2020
    Only chance would be if you think some guy could get it in a sleeper hold. Don't know if that would work on a gorilla or not.
    [​IMG]
     
  18. paidinfull

    paidinfull GC Hall of Fame

    7,961
    1,911
    2,538
    Feb 22, 2017
    They would all just hide and bore him with incoherent political chanting until he offed himself.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Winner Winner x 2
  19. Wanne15

    Wanne15 GC Hall of Fame

    19,065
    4,846
    3,088
    Jan 18, 2015
    Maybe 5 on 1 till the gorilla has a heart attack or he gills them one by one. Theres nothing we can do to hurt him without weapons