The Bee Investigates: A Line-Item Breakdown Of How The Kamala Campaign Spent $1 Billion

A Line-Item Breakdown Of How The Kamala Campaign Spent $1 Billion

• $70 million for accent coaches: In retrospect, probably shouldn't have used Foghorn Leghorn.
  
  
• $500,000 for Lizzo's catering: That's a lot of hoagies
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• $70 million for surgery to re-attach Tim Walz's arms every time they flew off: Not bad, honestly.
  • $10 million for NFL coaches to try to teach Walz how to talk about football: Must have been the Jets' coach.
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  • Lol, seriously how do you blow a billion dollars, be 20 million in debt and still got her ass destroyed in the election

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Edit: The story is here: The Bee Investigates: A Line-Item Breakdown Of How The Kamala Campaign Spent $1 Billion

 

Sure thing