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Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by rivergator, Aug 23, 2022.

  1. rivergator

    rivergator Too Hot Mod Moderator VIP Member

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    I thought this was a joke. But it's not. SNL or the Onion couldn't top it ..

     
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  2. tampajack1

    tampajack1 Premium Member

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    Tough guy at the podium.
     
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  3. citygator

    citygator VIP Member

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    He’s same height as Tom Cruise so I get the similarities.

    Reminds me of the silly parachute commandos the Texas eye patch guy did with a few other congressional folks. That was cringeworthy too.
     
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  4. Trickster

    Trickster VIP Member

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    That was pathetic! Reminds me of Dukakis in the tank turret.
     
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  5. slocala

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    Effective commercial for his base. Not sure he is going to convince anyone on the fence to vote for him with that ad — it has no substance of the issues.
     
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  6. citygator

    citygator VIP Member

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    7C55F21B-9CD1-44DC-8249-E4F277A1FF5C.jpeg
     
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  7. tampagtr

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    And then there's the David Byrne look

     
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  8. Trickster

    Trickster VIP Member

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    There you go. You're pretty good with that computer stuff.
     
  9. PITBOSS

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    The whole trump repub thing is - we are victims, us against them, it’s war, divide.
     
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  10. wgbgator

    wgbgator Premium Member

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    There's no way a man of his uh, ample stature could fit into a modern fighter plane. Surprised they make a bomber jacket in a kids XXL.
     
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  11. orangeblue_coop

    orangeblue_coop GC Hall of Fame

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    Cruise is short but at least he’s in good shape. Stumpy Ron is built like a shorter Trump.
     
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    More Johnny English than Tom Cruise
     
  13. oaklandroadie2

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    Ron Desantis was embedded with Seal Team One in Fallujah while you were back in the US writing newspaper articles about paddle boarding on the St John's River and giddily posting about a Barack Obama Presidency. He's closer to anything in that commercial than you are or ever were.
     
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  14. l_boy

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    It is cheesy but it is a good ad for his target audience, the Republican base. He is trying to create the perception that he will be better at fighting liberals, and this is one way of accomplishing that.
     
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  15. QGator2414

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    Cheesy yet great!

    Just watched Top Gun Maverick for the fifth time today streaming (well today was pieced together as it was released).

    We are blessed to have him in Florida!
     
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  16. Orange_and_Bluke

    Orange_and_Bluke Premium Member

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    Great gov, has the libbies riled up….made Florida great again.
    Got my vote.
     
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  17. docspor

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    yay. more laws, more taxes, more Big Gov. textbook pyrrhic victory.
     
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  18. gator_lawyer

    gator_lawyer VIP Member

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    What a loser.
     
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  19. gator_lawyer

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    As a legal advisor.
     
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  20. tampajack1

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    He was a military lawyer.
     
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