You Will Love This

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  1. diehardgator1
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    diehardgator1 Well-Known Member

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    I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure-- it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

    "Nelson",the technician said to the radio.

    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

    Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
    "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

    I yelled, "Ass Hole!"
    Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States ."

    Damn I love this truck...
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    I love that these exact same jokes get used for presidents from both sides.

    Some sort of weird partisan medication.
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    Reminds me of the George W Bush "miserable failure" google bomb.
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    Yeah, these things are just awful.
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    Nope, no love here. Just another derivative of an old lame joke.

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