World's Shortest Books

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    World's Shortest Books


    MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

    By Tiger Woods



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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

    By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan

    & Michelle Obama

    Illustrated by Michael Moore

    Foreword by George Soros

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    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

    & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

    By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"

    ______________________________________


    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

    By Hillary Clinton

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    Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

    By Bill Clinton

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    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

    By Bill Gates

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    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

    By Dennis Rodman

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    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

    By Al Gore & John Kerry

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    GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

    By Amelia Earhart

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    HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

    By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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    TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

    By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

    By Mike Tyson

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    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


    _______________________________________

    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

    By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony

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    HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

    By Ted Kennedy

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    MY BOOK ON MORALS

    By Bill Clinton

    With introduction by

    The Rev. Jesse Jackson

    And foreword by

    Tiger Woods with John Edwards

    ____________________________________________________

    HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL

    BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

    ___________________________________________________

    AND, JUST ADDED:

    My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

    By Nancy Pelosi

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    And the shortest book of them all.......................

    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

    By Barack Obama
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    The Big Book of Swedish Humor
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    How I Made a Million in the Market

    by Ursidman
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    My book on black girlfriends is pretty short, too.
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    Why I love America

    by Michelle Obama
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    How to find weapons of mass destruction by George Bush
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    Courses I took and my college grades

    by Barack Obama
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    Okay, let's get back to Pub and not Too Hot stuff...

    How about: The Greatest Beatdowns of the Gator Basketball Team

    UCLA Athletic Department
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    No getting back to the Pub for this thread, it started (and belongs) in Too Hot.
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    "How much we actually care about the Constitution of the United States"

    by the NRA
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    How to set and meet project deadlines

    by B Obama.
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    That would be authored by 'slick Willie'... Google it...
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    exactly. it was getting real close.
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    "My Common Geneology with Barack Obama Sr"

    by Barack "Frank Marshall Davis" Obama
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    Keeping Secrets by Eric Snowden.

    Beating Florida by Peyton Manning.
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