Woman vs. Man thought processes

Discussion in 'The GatorTail Pub' started by kurt_borglum, Jan 30, 2014.

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Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: \$5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs \$5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at \$450. In one year, it would be approximately \$5400 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend \$5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at \$108,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No

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Good one!
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LOL, that is female logic at it's best. If he had given her the money, she would have had a Ferrari, or she would have looked damn good with her new makeover.
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I think I would enjoy 20 yrs worth of beer more then the Ferrari anyway
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I ran the same logic on my dad to get him to quit dipping Copenhagen, and it worked. He bought a nice flats boat for us to fish on.
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Could we do the same thing for women with shoes, PJs or clothing in general?
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