Woman vs. Man thought processes

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    Woman: Do you drink beer?
    Man: Yes

    Woman: How many beers a day?
    Man: Usually about 3

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

    (This is where it gets scary !)

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
    Man: About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
    Man: Correct

    Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
    Man: Correct

    Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink beer?
    Woman: No

    Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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    Good one!
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    LOL, that is female logic at it's best. If he had given her the money, she would have had a Ferrari, or she would have looked damn good with her new makeover.
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    :D I think I would enjoy 20 yrs worth of beer more then the Ferrari anyway
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    I ran the same logic on my dad to get him to quit dipping Copenhagen, and it worked. He bought a nice flats boat for us to fish on.
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    Could we do the same thing for women with shoes, PJs or clothing in general? :)
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    Won't work Ora, it's in our DNA to shop till we drop.

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