Winston: shows off trophies and "smarts" ?

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  1. ufngineer
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    The fact that he isn't dumb, as he goes out of his way to point out in one of the videos from the link above, only leads me to believe even more that he may have some serious criminal tendencies.

    Emphasis on the word "serious."
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    I don't actually believe he's dumb. But he's certainly terrible at presenting himself and he makes enough dumb decisions that his actual intellect is irrelevant.
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    "I am continuing my education at Florida State where I hold a 3.4 GPA..."

    WOOOOOOOW
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    Sure he has a 3.4 GPA... he's a leader... majoring in Criminal Studies. ;)

    The whole crab leg stealing / BK soda stealing / window shooting / coed raping series of activities was just research.
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    He worked really hard to earn each of those academic ribbons at the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
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    "Following Winston’s offseason has been fun"

    when did the word fun start to mean deeply disturbing?
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    I love down in the comments...."Say, where's the Alaskan King Crab Award?":D
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    He had a picture of Chris Leak on his wall
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    Narcissistic asshole who is easy to hate.
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    He surpassed Darnell Docket as my favorite hole to hate.
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    This one? CRAB1_grande.jpg
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    His 3.4 GPA only tells me how carefully managed his academics are. I doubt his high school academic accomplishments or SAT/ACT scores would stand up to any serious scrutiny.
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    3.4 gpa at f$u = dumb.
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    At FSU, GPA means Girls Physically Attacked average... he's got it down to 3.4 for last semester.
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    3.4 means King of the Morons
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    Im predicting a wonderlic score of 3.4 too...at best. Provided you get at least 3.5 points for signing your name.

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