Will you have sex with me?

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  1. mamag8ter
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    geez
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    She's hot.
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    "Mom, I'll call you right back." LOL!!!!!
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    Social experiment? As if the responses weren't entirely predictable. Sick prank. Notice that the camera never follows her when she goes off with the guys who say yes. Imagine how angry and/or embarrassed they were when they found out; #1 They weren't getting any #2 They were on camera.

    Years ago, I was hanging with an art school classmate at an outdoor concert when she asked me to take her to my place for a shower and sex. We took a shower, then right before the big event, she changed her mind. I was pissed.
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    That was the best one, but then he says no. LOL
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    he had to get back with his mom.
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    Money and logic affect the results of the experiment. I guarantee you, not one guy she approached believed she was offering it for free. A lot of the hesitation came from fear of arrest, lack of funds, or some horrible disease.
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    lol
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    And fear of wife and that may be why no men are posting that they would have said yes. lol
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    Since I'm married I'd have the liberty to tell her I'd never sleep with anyone complicit in the high waisted pants comeback.
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    There's an old joke about two guys walking down the street, and one fellow asks every girl that walks by if she wants to screw.

    After being slapped a couple of times, his friend questions,"Do you ask every girl if they want to screw?" He says, "Yep!"

    His friend says, "You must get slapped a lot." He answers, "Yeah, but I get screwed a lot too."

    So there's a moral there somewhere. ;)
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    No, I will not!
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    Do any of you check out the plastic surgery mishaps on the same page?
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    If he wanted any success at all, he would have to ask the question more delicately, preceding it by some convoluted story that would make the woman feel sorry about him but attracted to him at the same time. I wish I knew what the story was. Maybe I could use it on my wife.
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    Feel sorry for him? That never gets you laid. He needed to do what all guys do, make up some BS about how big he is at some lucrative or otherwise powerful endeavor of life.
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    Ohhh my strange. Maybe your user name explains it, lol.
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    Bingo! I have a place in Cabo. Oh, yeah, go there all the time. Ever catch a marlin? Amazing experience. Nothing but margaritas and great times plus there is nothing like watching the sunset on the Pacific. Ahh, heaven on Earth. You really should come sometime. Absolutely!!
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    exactly
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