Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:

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  1. Jaggator
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    Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:


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    1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


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    2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


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    3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


    4. A dog's parents never visit.

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    5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

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    6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


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    7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


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    8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"


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    9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


    10.. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

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    11.. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.


    And last... But not least:
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    12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.



    To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.



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    images aren't working on my computer, jag. Anyway else having the same prob?

    You're slipping ;)
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    Working fine for me. Hit refresh on your computer. How could I see 12 images when I click on to this thread but you don't? Normally, when they disappear from me, then I know there is a problem.

    What web browser are you using? I use Mozilla Firefox.
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    Yeah, I don't know why. This is a first for me. Use Mozilla as well. I'm going to log out and clean the browser. See if that helps.

    Could it be where the pics are hosted? Sometimes if they are not freely accessible on the web, others can't see them.
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    I'm glad you brought this up because I'm no computer guru but you might be on to something with your question. I took the images off an email I received today so maybe like you say others can't see them although when I click on this thread it works fine for me...Strange!

    I'll have to remember that in the future but I've done it before under the old system and I assumed it worked. If you had not brought that to my attention, I would not have known. So for that reason JDR, I'm going to go ahead and grant you an "informative" rating for your post above. ;)
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    Yeah I'm not getting them either
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    You sir are a gentleman. :)

    The only reason I know this is because I've posted things on here before from my facebook account and then noticed a pic disappeared after I took it off my account.
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    Can't see them, but would like to. I'm guessing they are golden.
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    Me neither...And I ALWAYS want to view Jags pics!;)
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    they tend to be uplifting experiences.
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    Looked at source of your post. The images are stored on your mail server and I am sure the content is password protected. You are logged into your mail so you can see the photos. Of course, the rest of us are not, so we can't see them. Funny post anyways.
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    So if Jag just gives us his email log-in info we're all set, right?
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    I am not getting the pics either, but funny post.
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    I already hacked in. If you think the pictures he posts here are good, you should see his private collection. ;)
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    you naughty boy.
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    I really liked this.
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    Saw the same thing. Jag needs a Flickr login - he is our resident photo master and needs his own site.

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