Whorehouse sues local church over lightning strike

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  1. mamag8ter
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    One of those rare stories that is both funny and has a message.

    MT. VERNON, TEXAS ... WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!

    Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to
    increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church
    started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning,
    afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.

    Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand
    reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

    After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the
    church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of
    prayer."

    But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the
    church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the
    church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and
    her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

    In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any
    and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

    The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
    defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know
    how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the
    paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the
    power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all
    bullshit.
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    lol that sound a lot like how my church would react
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    Lol... good one, Mama. :wave:
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    I posted it as a joke. I don't snope jokes, lol.
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    lol
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