Whoops ACA Has Gone To Far (J/K)

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    J/K nothing to do with ACA

    Alabama man sues, claiming penis amputated instead of circumcised
    An Alabama man who went in to a hospital last month for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday.

    Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his penis, according to his attorney, John Graves.

    "My client is devastated," Graves said.

    Banks, who is married and does not work due to a disability, did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June, his attorney said.


    Now that is rich, they cut off his penis and he does not remember when it happened. If I remember every detail of what I was doing during the Kennedy assassination I think I would remember this.
    http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/07/24/us-usa-alabama-circumcision-idINKBN0FT24T20140724
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    well 60% of the time they get it right.
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    "Oy! I should've used a mohel!"
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    A circumcision at 56?
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    maybe he was suffering from shrinkage
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    I'm really glad the article didn't have pictures.
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    That was the second most unbelievable thing, right after not remembering exactly when you had your penis cut off.
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    Maybe it was something he always wanted to do :)
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    He is definitely now...:p
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    They were underexposed or did not develop properly
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    Yeah, right. You wake up from surgery and your Johnson is gone but you don't remember when it happened.
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