Vern's funeral

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  1. mamag8ter
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    This started my day with a laugh.


    Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends
    Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every
    Saturday.

    His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,
    So for his birthday she takes him to a local
    Strip club.


    The doorman at the club greets them and says,
    "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to
    This club before.

    "Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league."

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern
    If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.


    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
    And says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

    "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
    I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
    Arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all
    Over him and says...
    "Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

    Vern's wife, now furious,
    Grabs her purse and
    Storms out of the club.

    Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.
    Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
    Beside her.

    Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper
    Must have mistaken him for someone else,
    But his wife is having none of it

    She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
    Calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

    The cabby turns around and says,

    'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.':cry:


    VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD
    THIS COMING FRIDAY.
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    Good one.
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    At first the title to this thread made me think of the CBS football color analyst.....but no such luck. J/K.
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