Tree expert

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  1. kurt_borglum

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    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."
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    Limbwalker would enjoy that one :grin:
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    wish I knew, always enjoyed his posts, Verti, Slinky & V all made appearances today, hoping that is a good sign for Limb :YES:
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    funny
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