Too Little Smiles and Laugh Times on Too Hot! VOL. 2.

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    Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

    First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."

    Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."

    Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."

    Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.

    First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."

    Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

    They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

    First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish, let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

    Third Bull: "Heck, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull."
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