Time....keeping time...passing time...jokes or songs about time...

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    I'll start w/a joke or two...

    She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
    breakfast.

    He walked in; She turned and said, "You've got to
    make love to me this very moment."

    His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."

    Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
    and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen
    table .

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to
    the stove.

    More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was
    that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer is broken."
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    Three Guys Getting old "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year old man

    . "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

    "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

    "Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

    "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all..."

    "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

    "I don't wake up until 7:00.

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