This offense isn't vanilla-it's lactose intolerant!

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  1. Gator40
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    Muschamp can not control turnovers. He needs to come to this realization and let the offense run a quicker style.

    Pease did not run this offense at Boise State. Muschamp has put himself in a box. Only he can let himself out and stop believing he can control turnovers with a headset on.
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    We are so conservative....in a game we trailed from the beginning we still finished with more running than pass plays lol. We basically milked the clock for Miami. Now that's some good offense
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    Vanilla has no lactose, but even if it did wouldn't that mean we were intolerant of vanilla, therefore an explosive and adventurous offense?
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    This. And I'm struggling to figure out how milk has ever been used as part of a metaphor to describe any offense. Ever.

    C'mon people I know we're all frustrated by that game today, but let's not take it out on the English language. :smoke:
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    I think the point is quite obviously "We are not the plain, basic flavor of dairy products, we aren't even a dairy product."
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    :sad: So true, so true.
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    Vanilla is a dairy product? :wink:
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    If it's pound it out then do it. We are somewhere in the middle. 4th Q we should've been able to get 5yrds per carry. Instead we tried to pass it.

    Not the right decision IMO.
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    It's the "plain" flavor added to dairy products.
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    Yeah I'm mostly messing with the OP here. It was a good effort.
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    vanilla is a phenolic aldehyde. maybe our offense was drunk.
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    Just wanted to say that the joke in the title of this thread is just awful.
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    Being lactose intolerant is more enjoyable than what I saw today.
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    I drank the kool-aid as well....my apologies for that monumental mistake!
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    Thank you!!!!
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    Bahahaha perfectly said.
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    Play calling DID NOT loose us this game. In fact we got almost 300 yrds in the air. We wore down their D and controlled the tempo and TOP.

    TURN OVERS cost us the game! Just like UGA last year we were still in the game deep into the 4th Quarter. Now I will admit we need to practice UP TEMPO because this team seems to lack urgency towards the end of the game when we are down. If we had executed and came away with points (even field goals) in those trips we would have won ALL phases of the game!
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    So was Miami.

    And that's the point. This kind of offensive philosophy keeps your own scoring down and keeps opponents who aren't as physically talented, or as deep, in the game.
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    This!!

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