This is your Captain speaking

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    A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The

    pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final

    descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you

    enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".


    He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his

    conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the

    pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?"


    "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and

    take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits

    out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my

    room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."


    Aghast and amused,everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.


    Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.

    She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn

    the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag

    and down she goes.


    The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta

    take a chit first."
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    Good One!!!
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    Isn't that kind of like the joke in goodwill hunting?
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    I do not know as I have never seen Good will hunting
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    Good one Bill
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    Pilot comes on the intercom, "Thank you for flying Delta and we hope you have a great flight." Forgets to turn off the intercom. "What a great day. The only thing that could make it better would be a cup of coffee and a blow job. " The stewardess runs up the aisle to warn the captain. Passenger, "Don't forget the coffee."
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