The Stupid Commercial Thread

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  1. outbackjack

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    The WORST commercial series, OF ALL TIME, is currently airing ad nauseum not just on your TV, but on movie screens prior to the previews.

    It’s the Chevy one where the dorky guy somehow “randomly off the streets” 4 people to walk into the warehouse, according to the commercial unaware of what’s happening, and he asks if they know which car company won the JD Power award for reliability or something stupid.

    They are all “shocked” when he says Chevy.....(presumably because Chevy sucks).....and he “proves” it with the trophy.

    They act like they’ve never seen a trophy in their lives.

    It’s alot of....”I had no idea, wow, I’m buying a Chevy today” from the “random” guests.

    It’s beyond excruciating.

    Here’s someone else that hates it.....Hahahaha


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    The Burger Thing commercial comparing burgers flame broiled vs. a flattop grill turned down low,and the ONLY "logical" thing to do is destroy the flattop by means of unintelligible words and a fake flamethrower.

    Hey, BK! Try making a cheesesteak on your crappy conveyor rods!

    Nominee for the Madison Avenue Bronze Rectum Award!
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    Yep. Everyone of that series sucks. The pompous spokesman just irritates me.
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    Speaking of spokesmen.....

    What about the moronic Dish Network "Spokeslistener"??:rolleyes:
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    "Mahk" is hilarious. This one deserves its own space.

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    "Look everybody, it's Wyatt Derp and Cock Holliday."
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    The irritating "Flex Seal" pitchman sawing his boat in half and slapping hiis Flex Tape onto huge gushing holes. :rolleyes:
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    mahk made me LMAO
  9. ratatatat

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    One of those dating commercials with "Courtney" the "CT" flight attendant who's "not a game player", but spews "So if you're out there, come find me!":rolleyes:
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    Anything with Anthony Sullivan. Can't stomach the guy. After Billy Mays passed away, Sullivan started shilling for Oxyclean. Lately he's been shilling for American Home Warranty. He's also shilled for a number of other products, most of which have escaped my mind.
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    About all of the TV Hucksters are nauseating.

    Billy Mays was one of a kind.
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    Not for nothing, but isn't it time for all the Christmas Sales commercials to give it a rest until next year?:rolleyes:
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    Diet Dr. Pepper and Little Sweet
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    Little Caesar where the mom is trying to decide where to go for pizza and the kid in the back seat has a toy steering wheel. The kid drives 3/4 of the car to Little Caesar while Mom and the 1/4 of the car seats there contemplating where to get crappy pizza from.
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    The only thing is that Mom is looking at a "Mom & Pop" Pizzeria, which 95% of the time would be SO much better than a chain shop cheap pizza.
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    Pharmaceutical commercials telling you don’t use it if your allergic to the product....derp
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    Not to mention that the side effects are usually worse than the original symptoms. :rolleyes:
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    The moron for sensodyne repair and protect, who basically repeats what the label says, and nothing more, trying to come off as some ultra knowledgeable "Clinician".... UNTIL his ignorance REALLY shines through when he utters his final idiotic statement:

    "I absolutely think that dentists are going to want to recommend this product ":rolleyes:
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    the commercial was not about a cheese steak it was about a fried burger vs a flame broiled burger

    if I am going somewhere for a burger I check to see how they could their burgers- if it is on a flat top I do not go there - I only eat charbroiled burgers
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    that SOB would not make it off my property
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