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The phart thread

Discussion in 'The GatorTail Pub' started by g8orbill, Mar 29, 2014.

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    tell your real stories post your videos and jokes and just have fun- the following are a true stories:

    I love baked beans and had baked beans the night before and then ate the left overs for lunch. Around 3:30 I went to the Publix near my home. It was quiet in there at that time so as I walked up one of the isles I let go a cannon and oh my was it a paint burner. The smell was overwhelming but I was alone on the isles so I wasn't to worried, when suddenly a young Mother with her 18-24 month old came around the far end-I immediately skedaddled to the next isle. As I was about even with the spot where I left my deposit I heard the little boy say, "ooh mommy, somebody poopied".



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    When my wonderful wife was pregnant with our first child, we were laying in bed on Christmas morning. The night before we had eaten some spicy food and I again let go a cannon. The smell was so bad it caused my prego wife to run to the bathroom and throw up.
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    This thread stinks as bad as the first one! Shame on you Bill, making your Wife sick!
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    Okay, I'll bite. True story: I was at a market in Oaxaca, Mexico with a friend with whom I had some street tacos. We had a 45 minute chicken bus ride back to town as my stomach was grumbling with cramps. I ran (waddled) back to my apartment and got to my second story bathroom, in pain, just in time. The moment I "relaxed" a small earthquake hit the city. I swear to God, the walls shook and things fell. I was more than a little confused (it was my first earthquake and the timing was, to put it mildly, weird.) When I got my bearings, my first thought was, "Oh my, I really do not wish to be found like this!"
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    just for you der schlinkmeister

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    cue evil laugh...
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    i have a great story, lol, bill probably remembers it, but i'll type it later after the stuff to eat during the game is done, or after the game
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    as i sit here typing, the dog is sleeping, oh so peacefully, while unaware apparently that he is gassing me out!!!!!!
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    My wife and I were shopping at the local Publix and as we stood in line to checvk out, I let an SBD and then quietly walked away as the smell enveloped her and those around her-wish I could have taken a picture of the looks on everyones face- she liked to have killed me when she got out to the truck telling me everyone must have thought it was her
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    I would have killed your stinky self!!!
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    I have one.

    My mother and father went to St. Maarten for their honeymoon. After a lovely evening, they settled down for the night, and my mom let one out. The smell was so bad my father ran out of the room, out into the balcony completely naked, giving some little old lady tourists a...um...view. My father has never, ever, ever let her live that down...and they've been married 40 years LOL
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    Good advise!!!
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    Having a baby is great because when you let one go in the grocery store, and someone happens to come down the aisle, you can do the whole "did the baby poop" routine. Works like a charm. :D
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    This thread is useless without...ah nevermind.
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    hahahahahahahaha
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