The little Angel atop your tree

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    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
    Pre-Christmas pressure.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
    stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

    Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
    shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he
    accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of
    little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
    broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the
    broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
    door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
    Christmas tree.

    The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
    lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
    to stick it?'

    And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

    Not very many people knew this till now, but
    Life and knowledge go hand and hand!
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    I love it Bill!!!!
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