The brave cowboy

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    A cowboy just appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Ole Pete asks, 'Now that you are here, have you ever done anything of particular merit?'

    'Well I can only think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
    'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
    So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh!t out of all of you!

    St. Peter was impressed, ' Really now! When did all this happen?'

    ' a couple minutes ago…'
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    Thanks for the laugh! A good way to start my Friday
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    Loved it.
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    lol
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    Well I guess if you challenge a biker, that outcome would be predictable, but not correctable!
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    Hilarious!!
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