A cowboy just appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Ole Pete asks, 'Now that you are here, have you ever done anything of particular merit?' 'Well I can only think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh!t out of all of you! St. Peter was impressed, ' Really now! When did all this happen?' ' a couple minutes ago…'