Tatoos?

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  1. gregthegator

    gregthegator Well-Known Member

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    A woman walks into a tattoo parlor... "Do you do
    custom work?" she asks the artist.

    "Why of course!" says the tattoo artist.

    "Good," she says. "I'd like a portrait of Robert
    Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a
    portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my
    left thigh. And I want them both looking at
    my tootie."

    "No problem," says the artist. "Strip from the waist
    down and get up on the table." After two hours of
    hard work, the artist finishes.

    The woman sits up and examines the tattoos.
    "That doesn't look like them!" she complains
    loudly.

    "Oh yes it does," the artist says indignantly, "and I
    can prove it." With that, he runs out of the shop
    and grabs the first man off the street he can find;
    it happens to be the town drunk.

    "Well, what do you think?" the woman asks,
    spreading her legs apart for the drunk man. "Do
    you know who these men are?" The drunk studys
    the tattoos for a couple of seconds and says, "I'm
    not sure who the guys on either side are, but the
    fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!"
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  2. ThePlayer

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    Very funny....but just say no to tattoos and Willie Nelson.
  3. mamag8ter

    mamag8ter VIP Member

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    Well, it made me LOL.
  4. tegator80

    tegator80 Well-Known Member

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    That was an old joke. I think today the new punchline is "the one in the middle is "Mr Clean."
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    Gatormb Well-Known Member

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    Too funny. Yep, heard the original in the 70's.

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