Sunday Morning Sex

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    Sunday Morning Sex

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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    old sailor
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    Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the
    docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.
    He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

    He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some
    reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

    The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about
    three knots.'

    'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

    She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your
    money back.'
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