Subject: Not all seniors are senile.

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    Subject: Not all seniors are senile.

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
    > evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler
    > he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler
    > looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man
    > said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
    >
    > At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
    > brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000'
    > the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body
    > trembled with excitement.
    >
    > The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
    >
    > The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
    > 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
    > write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds
    > and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.
    >
    > Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money
    > in that account.' 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you
    > about my weekend!'
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