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    State Mottos


    Alabama
    Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona
    Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas
    Lituracy Ain't Everythang.

    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
    Where men are men, and half the girls are too.

    Colorado
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts, only smaller.

    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.

    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois
    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas
    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

    Maine
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Minnesota
    10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

    Mississippi
    Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker!

    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    And No Right To Self Defense!

    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio
    At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing

    Oregon
    Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island
    We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender

    South Dakota
    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee
    Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum

    Texas
    Se Hable Ingles

    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont
    Too Liberal for the Kennedys

    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington
    Where Our Governor & Legislature ignore our State Constitution

    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family...Really!

    Wisconsin
    Come Cut the Cheese!

    Wyoming
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
    (Home of Brokeback Mtn.)

    The District of Columbia
    The Work-Free Drug Place!
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    Haha!

    Nice. My favorites were Connecticut and Utah.
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    DC moto is great play on words; sadly reeks of reality.
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    Excellent list! Many laughs, and several mottos I will have to share with family and friends. Rep to you!
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    I thought Kentucky's motto was funny. "Five million people; Fifteen Last Names." :grin:

    But this is the funniest one, IMHO.

    "The District of Columbia
    The Work-Free Drug Place!"
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    Alabama and Kentucky's were the funniest.

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