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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
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    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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    At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    you've come to the right place."
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
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    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
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    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
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    In a Non-smoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
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    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
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    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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    At the Electric Company
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."
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    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry;
    come on in and get fed up."
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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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    At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Thank heaven for little grills."
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    And don't forget the sign at a
    CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."
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    Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck:
    "Caution - This Truck is full
    of Political Promises"
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    I saw one years ago on the back of a PortOlet truck that read.
    Your Chit is our bread and butter.
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    Oh, that's gross. There's nothing like 'defecating' humor to make you laugh. :D

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