Sexy girls do fart

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    Lol!! Worse part is I didn't even know girls farted at all..
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    A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, "Seven Points."

    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

    The man replied, "It's fart football... I just scored."

    A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

    Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

    Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.

    Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.

    The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

    The man replied, "Half-time, Time To Switch Sides."
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    I don't know why that is so funny, but it always is. Jason Taylor farted on National television while practicing with Edyta.
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    Sorry, that was on Dancing With The Stars.
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    I broke the barrier with ladyg8or on our 3rd date 30+ years ago-
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    ...but did you cup the cheese like she did in the video? :laugh:
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