Sex at 68

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    SEX AT 68

    I just took a
    leaflet out of my mailbox,
    informing me that I can
    have sex at 68.
    I'm so happy, because I live at
    number 72.
    So it's not too far to walk home
    afterwards.
    And
    it's the same side of the street.
    I don't even have
    to cross the road!

    ~~~~~

    Answering machine
    message,
    "I am not available right now,
    but
    thank you for caring enough to call.
    I am making
    some changes in my life.
    Please leave a message
    after the beep.
    If I do not return your
    call,
    you are one of the
    changes."

    ~~~~~

    My wife and I had
    words, but I didn't get to use
    mine.

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    Frustration is trying to
    find your glasses without your
    glasses.

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    Blessed are those who can
    give without remembering
    and take without
    forgetting.

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    The
    irony of life is that,
    by the time you're old
    enough to know your way around,
    you're not going
    anywhere.

    ~~~~~

    God made man before
    woman so as to give him time
    to think of an answer
    for her first question.

    ~~~~~

    I was
    always taught to respect my elders,
    but it keeps
    getting harder to find one.

    ~~~~~

    Every
    morning is the dawn of a new
    error.

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    The quote of the month is
    by Jay Leno:
    "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out
    of control,
    mud slides, flooding, severe
    thunderstorms
    tearing up the country from one end
    to another,
    and with the threat of bird flu and
    terrorist attacks,
    are we sure this is a good time
    to take
    God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

    ~~~~~

    Aspire to inspire before
    you expire.

    ~~~~~


    For
    those that prefer to think that
    God is not watching
    over us....
    go ahead and delete this.
    For the rest of us...
    pass this on!




    The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
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    My first smile of the day! Thanks, Mama!:grin:
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