Romantic Message

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    An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
    The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
    One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
    She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
    "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you."


    The husband texted back to her:

    "I'm on the toilet.
    Please advise."
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    Give her $hit for even texting you.

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