Rob Gronkowski Women's Football Clinic (21 and older)

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    1. How passionate of a female football fan would you have to be to attend this solely for the football knowledge?

    2. Alcohol mixer

    3. Gronk is essentially bringing in women 21 and older who are paying 100 dollars to "meet" him. Some may even be flying in from other locations. How many numbers does he get?

    4. He gets to put them in a variety of drills to see if they make the cut.

    5. If your wife signs up, I would worry.
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    Apparently nobody showed up to Aaron Hernandez' Clinic.
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    This is absolutely hilarious.
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    Capitalism in all facets.
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    Gronk is my favorite player in the NFL. Guy is awesome.

    God only knows what's in a "Gronk-tini"
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    A Gronktini is 70% GHB by volume.
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    He only serves the horse tranq garnish to the ladies he really likes.
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    This needs to be a reality TV show. I see a lot of possibilities. And it needs to be on cable, for the nudity.
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    Oh, people showed up...just nobody left.
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    heard he took everyone swimming in the nearest body of water
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    although Hernandez is really missing out on this genius Gronk move. Can you imagine the Patriots locker room and all the joking that must be going on with this? Even Belichek, I bet is cracking a smile.
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    Belichick won't be smiling if he re-injures his arm during the indoor workouts.
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    Gronk is just being Gronk. One of my daughter's summer camp counselors was at Arizona during the Gronk years and met him through a mutual friend. Said he was honest with his intentions, very easy going, and she had a thoroughly enjoyable evening with him.

    Gronk is never going to be confused for Tebow off-the-field, but at least you know what you are going to get with Gronk, and he's not pretending to be someone he isn't.

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