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    Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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    Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

    So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday

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    What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

    Drool.
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    How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. That's a sophomore course.
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    How did the Florida football player die from drinking milk?

    The cow fell on him.
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    Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.

    One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

    The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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    A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

    He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

    Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. ______________________________

    What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

    "Will the defendant please rise."
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    If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

    The police officer.
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    How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

    There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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    What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

    A full set of teeth.
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    University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week;
    the other half will have to dress themselves.
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    How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?

    They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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    Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

    He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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    How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

    Pay him for the pizza.
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    What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football players life?

    Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.:whistle:

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