Gotta love the last part of the article where the moving man asks GZ if he's going to shoot him. :laugh: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/os-george-zimmerman-domestic-violence-20130911,0,3675924.story Police: George Zimmerman faces no charge for now Shellie Zimmerman's lawyer: Don't marry the wrong guy Six hours after Lake Mary police announced Wednesday that they would not charge George Zimmerman with domestic violence, his estranged wife stood beside her attorney, who told reporters at a long, rambling news conference that she wants their marriage to end "with a whimper and not a bang." Shellie Zimmerman may be the perfect example, said Orlando attorney Kelly Sims, of a woman who chose the wrong husband. "Shellie might be the terrible warning," he said. "Your life might take this wrong turn if you back the wrong horse." Sims, a respected but irreverent Orlando criminal-defense and divorce lawyer, put on a 40-minute show in front of dozens of reporters and news cameras. It was impassioned, sarcastic, entertaining and funny, but also an attempt to rub some of the stain off his client, who two weeks ago pleaded guilty to perjury, then on Monday called 911, saying her estranged husband had threatened her and her father with a gun. Police found no gun. In defending her, Sims quoted Latin, made reference to Siegfried and Roy — but admitted he couldn't remember which was mauled by the tiger — and Clint Eastwood's "Dirty Harry" Callahan. He called George Zimmerman "a beautiful guy" — but only to people who didn't have to live with him. His main point: George Zimmerman had agreed to stay away from the couple's home on Sprucewood Road in Lake Mary while his estranged wife retrieved belongings Monday. Sims then handed out copies of a series of text messages they exchanged to prove it.