The past couple of weeks I have been thinking my truck was burning an awful lot of gas. I was fixin to accuse Mrs51 of having a boyfriend in another town. There were a couple of times I had 3/4 of a tank in the evening and it was on empty the next day. Well, last night I filled up and this evening I got into my truck which haddn't moved and the empty light was on. When I got to the fuel pump I noticed the little flapper that keeps you from putting a hose in and out of the tank had been knocked out........Damn it. I'm not a happy camper. I invested in a locking gas cap tonight and will probably invest in some security cameras in the near future. I know who it is too. We haven't had any crime in the neighborhood for years until the little Puerto Rican thug and all his hoodlum buddies moved in across the street a couple of months ago. This kid is on probation and has a 9:00 curfew so his gangster buddies hang out all night in his front yard. So I have already bought a locking gas cap and here is where I am open to suggestions. I'm gonna put a note inside the gas cap door and I am open to suggestions on what it will say. Some ideas I have already thought of, 1. I hope you value this gas more than you value your life. 2. Don't make me Zimmerman your ass. 3. Smile you're on candid camera mutha fugger. Feel free to add suggestions.