OK, OK -- even a Tebow superhomer like me had to chuckle at this one.

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    I have a Nole friend who loves to push my buttons on the subject of one Timothy R. Tebow, who in my opinion absolutely could and would be an NFL starter if only given the right opportunity. But that last part is neither here nor there. The point is, this is how my buddy got me earlier this evening:

    He sends me a text that said, "Wow did you hear -- T Tebow got busted trying to smuggle contraband to Aaron Hernandez in prison"

    Well that got my attention. But before I had time to run to the Google machine to check into this bizarre claim, the jerkwad sends me a link to this article:


    Man tried to throw football stuffed with drugs into prison yard

    LANSING — A Detroit man is facing felony charges after he allegedly tried to throw a football containing drugs, cell phones and other contraband into the yard of a state prison in Jackson on Sunday.

    The throw came up short and the football landed between two fences at the G. Robert Cotton Correctional Facility and did not land in the yard where prisoners exercise, said Trooper Toby Baker of the Michigan State Police Jackson post.

    A prison officer who was in the parking lot saw the man throw the football — which contained heroin, marijuana, tobacco, three cell phones and chargers — and he was apprehended at the scene.

    “After observing the passenger exit the vehicle and throw the football, our officer ran towards the vehicle and drew his Taser and told the driver to stop, which he did,” said Russ Marlan, a spokesman for the Michigan Department of Corrections.​


    Alllllllright. :rolleyes: I had to laugh at that one in spite of myself. The Nole won this round. :mad:

    But tomorrow is another day. :cool:
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    Well we know it wasn't Winston, because he's too shellfish to share.
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    Wait....I thought Winston's motto was sharing ;)
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    Your friend is a nole......the joke is really on him :)
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    meh.
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    Don't hold back ;)
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    Lmao
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    Exactly, let it out. No worries though. We got 2 titles, a heisman and 4 GREAT years with timmy. The jokes on anyone hating.
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    You read my mind with this ^^^:) and Beat me to it. Now if you start completing my sentences I'm outta here. o_O
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    No offense, but you are not my type :)
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    Both of you are cheaters.
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    Winston does not want to be anywhere near a prison. With as much importance as he places on raping women, he does not want to be near a place where he might be targeted for rape. There will be plenty of time for that once he rapes a woman in a town that does not have Nole booster employee in charge of investigations.

    I'm thinking the Criminole throwing the football is A.D. McPherson. Someone must have offered him a blank check.
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    Making fun of TT is in poor taste. I admire the way his parents raised him. Best player on his team, one of the best players to ever play in college and he was humble. If I am going to crack on anyone it won't be guys like that. If I make the NFL HOF then I might be able to criticize TT's NFL career. The last time I checked I didn't make an NFL line up either so I don't have any room to make fun of TT and he did in fact have a short NFL career anyway.

    The "TT is training threads" to be honest, are a little hard not to poke fun at but, like I just said, I'll just stay away from that stuff. I prefer to make fun of the jocks with 18 kids with 18 different women and stuff like that. The jocks who can't read ... I'm not sure if that is funny but it is Karma for all the breaks society gives them so it is fair game for me at least. TT is a good guy. I don't think a rival fan should take shots at TT.
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