My Bike

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    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving his Mission in the jungle
    where he had spent years teaching the natives when he realized that the one thing he had
    never taught them was how to speak English.

    So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the
    chief, "This is a tree."

    The chief looks at the tree and says, "Tree."

    The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a
    rock and says, "This is a rock."

    Hearing this, the chief looks and says, "Rock."

    The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in
    the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy
    sexual activity. The Priest is flustered and quickly says, "Man riding a bike."

    The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

    The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the
    tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people
    in cold blood that way?

    The chief replied, "My bike."

    Enjoy your day and remember to keep off the roads when riding someone else's bike!!!!
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