Last year's lineup. http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up/ That was 'effing ridiculous. Makes Lolla look like one of those midday town square music fests. How does anyone get off work for that long? How does anyone endure that much great music without it turning into mush? How could you hear Billy Bragg, Primal Scream, Elvis Costello and the Rolling Stones in one day without your head exploding? How could you hear Rufus Wainwright, Kenny Rogers, Vampire Weekend, Nick Cave and Mumford & Sons one after the other without storming the stage and strangling one or more of them? There are 60 stages. I thought Grant Park was big and Lolla just has eight stages. Do you have to pay extra for jet packs or do they come with general admission. How big is this place? I figured Glastonbury was a small town. It appears to be a recently discovered continent. I'm totally there. I just need gainful employment and some explanation to my wife why it's so important that I make the trip. I will also need multi-vitamins.