Muschamp Cancels Practice? Oh My!

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  1. Jaggator

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    Did anyone hear the news out of Gainesville today?

    Muschamp had to cancel practice today. A strange white powder was found on the field, and none of the players or coaches could identify it.

    The hazardous material team was called in and successfully identified the suspicious powder.

    "Coach Muschamp, this is chalk. This is the end zone." :grin:

    He responded with an apology and added, "we’re inept offensively right now, and we need to make some changes as we move forward.”
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    This is pretty weak stuff coming from someone with nearly 70k posts.
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    This is right there with the "God's house" joke...
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    Jag can post anything he wants! He keeps these boards filled with pictures of beautiful women!!!
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    I thought it was pretty funny. Had me going...
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  9. Jaggator

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    Lighten up folks and chill! Old jokes can still apply. Jeesh! I didn't claim it was something I just heard. Let's hear your 2013 version.
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    I liked this joke
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    Will Muschamp and Brent Pease were at a bar, discussing their high powered offense...

    Get it?
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    Examples please.
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    True that
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    That's Urbans fault.

    He left the joke cabinet bare.
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    keep them coming
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    Jags cool and all, but if I had a dollar for every time this joke has been posted I could buy this website and then start banning people who post it again.

    :angel:
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    No worries Jag. Even Michael Jordan missed a dunk every now ant then. :wink:

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