Manning has got to have histories worst timing

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    Bradley/Chelsea Manning has decided to come out as wanting to be a woman immediately prior to serving a 35 year sentance for being a traitor to our country. I say give him/her what she wants and send him/her to a men's maximum prison facility. I promise you he/she will be a woman there. No way he/she should be allowed to go to a woman's prison as he/she is angling for. Let he/she go to the men's facility and be the 'beyotch' he/she wants to be.

    The only other alternative I can think of is sending him/her to school in Cali. :)


    http://news.yahoo.com/bradley-manni...Rwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3BtaA--;_ylv=3
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    It was known prior. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
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    I can't wait to pay for this...
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    I think I'll file this in the archives, just in case I ever face prison time, maybe seek to play this hand.

    Not that being locked up in women's prison sounds particularly appealing, but it would be much better than being locked up with nothing but dudes.

    just say'n...

    (that's what came to my mind, anyway).
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    Well, you're on the hook for ~35 years of free meals, housing and healthcare already, even if he was the most heteronormative man alive.
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    If Manning's ploy works, we'll probably see a lot of similar claims from other cons. Perhaps requiring that they undergo "reassignment" surgery prior to transfer to a women's facility will reduce the number of fakers. :grin:
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    I say we put him on Broadway to sing and dance to some show tunes so he can pay for his own damned fake boobs!
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    Why do you say that you feel "trapped" inside a man's body?

    'cause sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

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    Cheers to you! I watched that classic again a couple weeks ago!

    It's a way homer.
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    I guess Bradley decided he'd rather sit down to take a WikiLeak.
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    I don't want to pay for his chit. He will still be the girl at the prison whether he has the surgery or not. He will be put in a men's prison.
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    Do you think this is a ploy to avoid Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison in favor of the ladies' penal colony?
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    Lol... He's going to be someones b!t@h in prison.
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    I'm sure Archie, Peyton, and Eli are all very disappointed in Bradley. A huge letdown for the family!
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    Nah, I think it's legit. He'll not go to a women's prison anyway. Shillinger will have him all dolled up in no time though.
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    I gotta admit, if the state gives him a vagina, it is probably something he would find very useful in prison.

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