LuLu and Junior week is here! Official: Highlights and Jokes thread.

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    A must read for every single Gator fan....

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    oh yes ... much appreciated!!! :wave:
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    VolsFan07 <font color="#FFA500"><b>Lulu and Junior <br>Are M

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    Lol. I love this one.
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    Wow no wonder they hate us so much.
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    Where are all the pics of LuLu and Junior being at famous spots all around the world?

    In all truthfulness... and I am humble to admit it... but I was the one who came up with the idea to put that still shot of LuLu and Junior from the LSU game and have it photoshopped with them in front of famous, historical locations.
    I did not do the actual photoshopping... but I must say that I am proud to be the originator of the thought!

    And in my finest Foghorn Leghorn voice:
    Humbly speaking.... that is....
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    Remember this guy? Real name: Jim Bob Cooter.

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    JIM BOB COOTER #15:
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    </td><td valign="top">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]Class:
    Senior
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    </td><td valign="top">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]Hometown:
    Fayetteville
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    </td><td valign="top">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]High School:
    Lincoln County
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    </td><td valign="top">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]Height / Weight:
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    Quarterback
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    Oldies but goodies:

    Tennessee is the only state where road salt is a seasoning. (quoted from Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show, as he was discussing Tennessee's new road kill law)
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    Albert Einstein went to a party and asked people their I.Q., he asked this guy and the guy said, '120', Einstein said, 'great, we can talk about nuclear fission', then he asked this girl and she said, '110', and he said 'great, we can talk about the angle of the worlds axis.' and finally he went up to this guy and the guy said, '51' and Einstein said, 'how bout them vols!
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    There was a couple who were getting a divorced, so the judge said to the child,“Who do you want to live with? Do you want to live with your Dad?” “No, said the child, “he beats me.”“Do you want to live with your Mom then?” “No, she beats me too”.“Well who do you want to live with?” “I want to live with the Vols” said the little girl, “because they can’t beat anybody.
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    Why is it so difficult to solve murders in TN??
    Because there's no dental records and the DNA is all the same!!
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    Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and Neyland Stadium?
    A: A porcupine has 108,000 pricks on the OUTSIDE.
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    "I heard Phil Fulmer had his QBs, RBs and WRs all working in the local bakery during the summer, because he wanted them to get used to turnovers"
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    Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
    A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
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    Q: Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?
    A: To Tennessee. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman winner there
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    Tennessee Legislature just passed a new bill. If you divorce your wife, she's still your sister.
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    What do eggs and UT have in common.
    They both get beat in a bowl.
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    What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a UT fan?
    The good ol' boy raises livestock.
    The UT fan gets emotionally involved.
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    How do you know when you're staying in a Knoxville hotel?
    When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
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    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Knoxville to 32?
    It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
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    A little boy and his mother were walking through a Knoxville cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies a UT graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"
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    Tennessee fans are a special breed. I've been called alot of things, but "yankee" is a new one. In the 90's, I was up there wearing my Gator stuff and was called a "Cuban." I look about as Cuban as I sound Yankee. Those people are sick.
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    I think as a generalization, Floridians are a lot less "Southern" than Tennesseans.
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    orangeblueorangeblue...
    I agree with you. But I think that if one was raised in the state of Florida that we have a variety of circumstances that allow us to be better educated, better advanced and conditioned... culturally...etc.
    For example, both of my parents... all of my grandparents and ancestry going back to six generations... are all from Louisiana. And we are not talking the cultural centers of Louisiana like New Orleans or Baton Rouge. My folks are from "Duck Dynasty Land" (West Monroe, Louisiana.
    Nola and Baton Rouge produce a lot more doctors, lawyers, accountants and architects than what one will find coming out of the northern Louisiana area... even Shreveport.

    I honestly believe that Tennessee does not afford that luxury. As hard as that sounds... I believe this because of my life long history actually living in north Louisiana AND being married to a woman for seven years from EASTERN Tennessee.
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    I dunno about that. North Florida (where I was born and raised) is as Southern as any place. Now that horsehoe running from Naples in the west around the coast to Boca Raton in the east has been overrun with snowbirds but it is culturally very different from the rest of the state IMO.

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