Kids say the darndest things...

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    Kids do say the darndest things. Out of the mouths of babes.
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    Well...a fart IS the most noticeable gas these kids will ever have to deal with.

    But you stay married because you don't want to waste more time with remainders.
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    True story for ya....

    My oldest daughter was 6 years old and in 1st grade. After dance class they were coming home and my daughter says:

    "Mommy do you know that if you don't have a period you won't be able to breath and you could die."

    My wife not believing what she heard says "what baby?"

    She says: "After you write a sentence you have to put a period at the end of a sentence or you can't take a breath."
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    lol @dadx4

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