Jared Lorenzen still playing football

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    Lol... He looks like a "river monster."
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    Definitely gained some weight. Wow...
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    His offensive linemen must fear being eaten.
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    Wow!

    I'll say one thing, he was 100% right about Brent Pease. He didn't handle it very professionally, but he certainly called it on his coaching abilities!
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    Wasn't he in the pie eating contest in "Stand By Me"?
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    I would say he looks funny playing QB nowadays but that guy always looked wrong for the position but he was a baller at UK.

    Fat quarterbacks always seem endearing for some reason. Good for him. Way to not let age, obesity and a receding hairline hold you back!
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    Today I learned...
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    2 things: I cannot get the last :30 back, and I cannot unsee the visual.
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    I'm amaze how well he moved in that clip.

    Also, this guy has a contract. But not Tim Tebow...

    Right.
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    Was just thinking the same thing. He moves very well for a 320 lb QB.
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    I'm sure if Tim Tebow wants to sign a $18,000 contract to play football he can.
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    Too bad he can't start in the NFL with his new physique. He'd sell some serious tickets.
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    $18,000? I figured it was closer to $1,800.

    But yeah, Tebow could announce he was going going to Canada tomorrow and he would could probably get the biggest contract in CFL history. But that is like saying you're the World's Tallest Midget.
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    Holy Mother of God!

    Wasn't it Lorenzen that warned us of the Pease hire?
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    Definitely has the Fred Flintstone "Twinkle Toes" look about him in that video clip.
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    Thank god Crowder couldn't bring him all the way down before he threw that INT Leaks freshman year.. The streak wouldn't be where it is today.
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    Hooray for fat guys! There is hope! Why bust your *** getting in shape to look ripped like Tim Tebow and not get a football contract when you can have fun at all you can eat restaurants and get a football contract with an indoor league?
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