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James Woods is my hero

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by ncbullgator, Jun 28, 2013.

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    When he yells "who's your daddy?!", he likes having a legit shot at being the man. :eek: :D
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    But is subsequently a little weirded out when she says "your son."
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    +1 internets for obob.
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    What can they possibly have in common?
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    His money.
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    And his son?! :laugh:
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    It's all fine and dandy, but when she reaches the peak of her sexual drive later on, he'll be 86, and she'll probably either turn to his son or cheat - so he's likely gotten himself a temporary wife...

    BTW, if a woman did this what would you guys be saying then? Just curious. In the old days it was "yuck". Want to see if it's still a "yuck" reaction.
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    Guys aren't attracted to women that could be their grandmother.

    I rather doubt this girl is really attracted to Woods either. His wallet maybe.
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    He'll probably have dumped her before then, just like he dumped his 26 year old girlfriend, and replaced her with another.
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    Don't know. There are some guys that get better with age, like Clooney. And frankly, as old as Sean Connery is, most women up until a few years ago would probably still do him...THAT'S how smooth he is.

    As for women that look like their grandmother... - chicks 50 or older

    Sophia Lauren, who is in her 70s.
    Sharon Stone
    Iman
    Raquel Welch
    Kim Basinger
    Andie MacDowell
    Jane Seymour
    Lea Thompson
    Kim Cattrall
    Bo Derek

    To name a few....
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    He won her on the Price is Right...
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    Jane Seymour is 62. I'd hit it.
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    What a cynic. It's true love.

    :angel:
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    Mama is not allowed to fantasize at the keyboard Icequeen.

    :no:
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    I'd hit it too... theoretically if I wasn't married. I'm close enough in age it wouldn't be anything that unusual.

    She old enough to be your grandmother?

    Regardless, I'm with you that there are some exceptions like Jane. Truly exceptions, though... not too many cases where someone in their teens or early 20s would be truly attracted to someone in their 60s.
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    "Money talks, bullshit walks"
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    All beautiful women. But being over 50 myself I see them a lot different than when I was a teenager or early 20s.

    When I was the age that girl is with Woods... no way. It was nothing but well toned, young women with healthy libidos. Models, athletes, a playboy bunny. Superficial I know... but that's the way it was. In my mid to late 20s I dated someone who was 12 years older than me, which to me was a LOT... but she was very athletic and physically still like a teenager. She was exceptional from that perspective.

    Not saying these women aren't beautiful, don't have healthy libidos or aren't well toned... but I wouldn't have viewed them that way in comparison to who I was dating.

    Just being honest. Once I matured more, and maybe "sowed enough oats", my whole perspective changed. But at that age. No way.

    Other guys' mileage may vary.
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    No doubt! :laugh:
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    Let's not forget Hugh Hefner (with Crystal Harris)
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