It's a royal penis!!!

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    The royal penis is clean, your highness.
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    Do they chop the sides off now? :ninja:
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    Yes. Someone please pass the crackers.
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    Much to do about nothing.
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    No surprise JAG has this picture posted. Even though it is prior to the birth, JAG comes through as usual.

    NOW however....for the real test for JAG. Let's see if he can come up with a pic of the baby, BEFORE the Queen even sees him!!! At this point, no one outside the couple and the hospital staff has seen the baby so if you can pull THIS test off---dude, you ARE the man!

    Counting on you buddy....I know you can do it.
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    :laugh:

    Even paparazzi would struggle with that. Huge money involved to the photog who can get the first picture out.
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    Oh. I though Prince Harry was in Vegas again.
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    It's amazing how something that is 8 pounds, 6 ounces can be a blob of tissue one second and royalty a minute later. Just magical, really.
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    I'm not surprised. Men from birth feel their penises are God's gift to this Earth.

    My son came out and proceeded to put his to use immediately by peeing on every single nurse in the room. :laugh:

    But seriously, congrats to her - good sized kid (awesome considering the rumors of the heavy dieting and the problems she had early) and natural (where it would be easy for her to ask for a C-section or something to make things easier).
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    I've always viewed my penis as a gift that keeps on giving.
    It helps me make sense of the world, Ice.
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    If men are using their penises to make sense of the world, no wonder so many men are lost & won't ask directions :wink:
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    Zing! :laugh:
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