It takes us men a while

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  1. kurt_borglum
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    In hockey, the cup (to protect the testicles) was introduced in 1874.
    The helmet was first used in hockey in 1974

    It only took us 100 years to realize we had a brain.

    Ladies, stop laughing.
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    Hahahahaha, sorry Kurt, couldn't resist!
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    That is something to think about. Then again being a stupid man with nuts seems better than being a smart man with no gonads. Just saying.
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    If we had a thick skull surrounding our nads, the decision on what to do first could have been more difficult.:angel:

    And to be fair..as a father of three and a grandfather of four...I, a male person, have never cracked wise about women's genitalia say...while they are in delivery.

    I have standards. Caution, ladies. Be kind.:grin:
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    Dang, Jag, so THAT'S what you're into!!! :laugh:
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    Nice Queenie! I want no part of that. :grin:

    You've got to have more respect for my family jewels.

    Notice her form in kicking. She'd make a good place kicker and/or punter.

    Beware the wrath of a woman scorned
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    Could have been worse, she could have been a soccer style kicker.
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    Yeah I had a guy try to kidnap me when I was younger. Thank God as a dancer I had really strong legs. Kicking the family jewels full force is the ultimate equalizer between a 13, 14 year old girl and a much bigger adult male :yes:
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    So...you are saying that you and jag have met, or did I misunderstand like usual?
    Okay...my bad.
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    :laugh: No....I don't think so....I don't think Jag's old enough :grin:
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    C'mon Queenie! You forgot about that late rainy night in Gainesville after you consumed too much alcohol and I was nice enough to escort you safely home for the ride of your life. That's what too much alcohol can do to memory. :grin:
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    you guys are so bad.
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    In your dreams, Jag! :laugh:
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    ride of your life? Nobody mentioned he took you to ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE to ride on the INCREDIBLE HULK roller coaster. Did you get a gator discount?
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    I think it'd be more like the ride you wait over an hour for, then it shoots you staight up & it's over in a couple of seconds. :grin:
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    Hahahaha...oh that ride? Space Mountain..got it.:angel:
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    Kurt- we realized we had a brain-we just didn't realize which head it was in
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